Amazing Kreskin Predicts War on Terror Will End in 150 Years

Famed mentalist The Amazing Kreskin has some good news and some bad news. The good news? There will be an end to the current war on terror. Now the bad news: Nobody currently living on this planet will be alive to see it.

Placebos Could Work Even if Patients Know They're Placebos

In many medical studies, even people who take "fake" treatments, such as sugar pills with no active ingredients, can still feel better. These are the puzzling "placebo effects".

Uh Oh: Pollen Can Spread Viruses From Domesticated Bees to Wild Ones

More trouble for bees: A study out in the open-access journal PLoS One finds that viruses that previously had been the bane of domesticated honeybees have spread to wild pollinators.

Supersized Amygdalas Linked to Sprawling Social Circles

Large amygdalas, it seems, are social amygdalas.

Solar-Powered Hornet Found; Turns Light Into Electricity

The oriental hornet has built-in "solar cells" that generate electricity from sunlight—a first in the animal kingdom, according to a new study.

Blood vessel looks like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Researchers at Newcastle University were studying the inner workings of neurons in the hippocampal region of the brain and when they looked at the image they were stunned by the find.

Chefs Battle Over World's Tallest Chocolate Christmas Tree

A chocolate arms race is heating up this holiday season as two French chocolatiers vie for recognition as creators of the world's tallest chocolate Christmas tree.

New Zealand Releases UFO Files

It's close encounters of the Kiwi kind as hundreds of formerly classified UFO reports, spanning nearly 60 years, were released this week by authorities in New Zealand.

Man Tries to Rob Restaurant With iPhone

Police say this attempted robbery suspect really phoned it in. Jerome Taylor reportedly told cops that he attempted to hold up a Connecticut restaurant on Dec. 22 while armed with an iPhone.

Need a Girlfriend? There's an App for That

For millennia, people have been looking for love in all the wrong places. But now, they need look no further than the iPhone App Store.

Chickens Wear Sunglasses: One Shady Peace

We've all heard about weird accessories for both humans and animals, but chickens wearing sunglasses? Isn't that a bit over the top? Apparently, the concept, which is not at all new by the way, is not as far-fetched as one might ordinarily think.

Weird Christmas Custom: Spot the Pooping Peasant

Holiday traditions such as wrapping gifts and eating fruitcake may suck, but nothing is crappier than a bizarre Christmas custom practiced in Spain.

Thieves Scrap $1M Sculpture for $40

Not everyone appreciates modern art. Spanish police say thieves behind one of Spain's largest art thefts sold one of the pieces, a sculpture valued at more than $1 million, to a scrap metal yard for about $40.

Florida Steakhouse to Offer $30K Bottle of Rare Wine

Wine enthusiasts will have a new bottle to ponder in the new year: The senior sommelier at a Florida steakhouse unearthed a rare double magnum 1947 bottle of Chateau Latour.

World's Ugliest Cat a 'Snuggly' Sweetheart

He's been on the BBC, CNN and YouTube -- and is now known as "The World's Ugliest Cat" -- but deep down, Ugly Bat Boy is really a sweetheart.

Two-Headed Baby Reportedly Dies After Short Struggle

News reports appear to indicate that a two-headed boy was born in the Indian city of Tirupati. The infant, born Dec. 22, only survived for about an hour after birth, according to a TV9 broadcast.

Will Ocean Acidification Muck Up the Marine Nitrogen Cycle?

Some of the consequences of ocean acidification appear obvious: The shells of mollusks, for instance, could dissolve as the pH of ocean water drops thanks to the ocean pulling out some of the excess carbon dioxide humans put into the atmosphere.

Indian Man Marries and Then Sells 60 Wives To Brothels

In Darjeeling, a mountainous tea-growing district of the eastern state of West Bengal, a 27 year-old man has been arrested for duping 60 women into marrying him and then selling them into prostitution.

Volunteer Bridge Guard Has Saved 144 Lives

Patrolling the Nanjing Bridge, which spans China's Yangtze River, is Chen Si, aged 40, who for the last few years has saved 144 lives.

Chinese Woman Adopts 1,500 Stray Dogs

Ha Wenjin of Tangquan County, Nanjing, China, is a Good Samaritan beyond any definition of the word. She has relinquished her job, her home, her jewelry and her car to adopt more than 1,500 stray dogs.

Need a Ride? Ask a Cop -- but You Might End Up in Jail

It's no crime to ask a cop for a lift, but if you end up behind bars, it might be your own fault. Just ask two criminal suspects who were apprehended after hailing rides from police in Oregon and Florida.

Police: Pennsylvania Woman Peed in Store Freezer

There are just some things you shouldn't do on a date. A Pennsylvania woman has been charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief for urinating inside a convenience store's freezer and spoiling hundreds of dollars worth of food, police said.

Booming Bahrain Store Lifts Veil on Sex, Female Owner Says

That woman in the traditional headscarf and abaya? Leave your stereotypes at the door -- she's here to help with your sex life.

Man Accidentally Carries Loaded Gun Onto Plane

It seems like terrorists don't even need to think of crazy new shoe, underwear, or pancake bombs to get around the TSA, since airport security seems to have forgotten what normal weapons look like.

Will Wireless Carriers Soon Get Their Dream—Internet That Works Like Pay-Per-View?

Behind closed doors, wireless providers are talking about a future that's a net neutrality advocate's worst nightmare.

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