Don't mess with Elmo. He's not just beloved by children and their grown parents who watched "Sesame Street" as kids -- he's a Muppet, and therefore it's basically a crime against humanity to harm him in any way.

An unidentified crazy person was unaware of this, apparently, and assaulted Elmo at a Winter Park, Fla., Guitar Center. Elmo was just coming off of a hard day of entertaining children and constantly speaking in the third person when he decided to head over to the music store and pound on some drums.